Grand Theft Auto: Vice City PC cheats

Cheat List:
Type the cheats (displayed in CAPs) to get the effect. Note that Cap Sense does not apply to the cheats!
THUGSTOOLS ~ Weapon set #1
PROFESSIONALTOOLS ~ Weapon set #2
NUTTERTOOLS ~ Weapon set #3
ASPIRINE ~ Restore health
PRECIOUSPROTECTION ~ Gain/restore armor
ICANTTAKEITANYMORE ~ Kill self
YOUWONTTAKEMEALIVE ~ Increase Wanted Level
LEAVEMEALONE ~ Decrease Wanted Level
FANNYMAGNET ~ Female actors follow player
CERTAINDEATH ~ Tommy smokes a cigarette
DEEPFRIEDMARSBARS ~ Player model changed to fat
PROGRAMMER ~ Player model changed to skinny
STILLLIKEDRESSINGUP ~ Player model changed randomly
CHEATSHAVEBEENCRACKED ~ Player model is Ricardo Diaz
LOOKLIKELANCE ~ Player model is Lance Vance
MYSONISALAWYER ~ Player model is Ken Rosenberg
LOOKLIKEHILARY ~ Player model is Hilary King
ROCKANDROLLMAN ~ Player model is Love Fist rocker #1
WELOVEOURDICK ~ Player model is Love Fist rocker #2
ONEARMEDBANDIT ~ Player model is Phil Cassidy
IDONTHAVETHEMONEYSONNY ~ Player model is Sonny Forelli
FOXYLITTLETHING ~ Player model is Mercedes
PANZER ~ Spawns a Rhino Tank
TRAVELINSTYLE ~ Spawns a Bloodring Banger
GETTHEREQUICKLY ~ Spawns a Bloodring Banger (alternate)
GETTHEREFAST ~ Spawns a Sabre Turbo
GETTHEREVERYFASTINDEED ~ Spawns a Hotring Racer
GETTHEREAMAZINGLYFAST ~ Spawns a Hotring Racer (alternate)
THELASTRIDE ~ Spawns a Romero's Hearse
ROCKANDROLLCAR ~ Spawns a Love Fist Stretch/Limo
RUBBISHCAR ~ Spawns a Trashmaster
BETTERTHANWALKING ~ Spawns a Golf Caddie
BIGBANG ~ Explodes nearby cars
MIAMITRAFFIC ~ Aggressive AI driving on
AHAIRDRESSERSCAR ~ All cars become pink
IWANTITPAINTEDBLACK ~ All cars become black
COMEFLYWITHME ~ Flying cars cheat
GRIPISEVERYTHING ~ Vehicle handling improved
GREENLIGHT ~ All traffic signals green
SEAWAYS ~ Cars hover over water
WHEELSAREALLINEED ~ Only car wheels visible
LOADSOFLITTLETHINGS ~ Some cars have big wheels
HOPINGIRL ~ Actors get into player's current car
ALOVELYDAY ~ Weather sunny
APLEASANTDAY ~ Weather overcast
ABITDRIEG ~ Weather very overcast
CANTSEEATHING ~ Weather foggy
CATSANDDOGS ~ Weather stormy
LIFEISPASSINGMEBY ~ Time compression (speeds up game time)
ONSPEED ~ Time compression (alternate)
BOOOOOORING ~ Time expansion
CHASESTAT ~ Shows Media Level
FIGHTFIGHTFIGHT ~ Actors all attack (riot cheat)
NOBODYLIKESME ~ Actors attack player
CHICKSWITHGUNS ~ Female actors armed
OURGODGIVENRIGHTTOBEARARMS ~ All actors armed

Ammo Trick:
If you pick up the regular shotgun at your hidout (from starfish island) and then go out and find the spas or benelli shotgun out in the city, your 50 shells from the regular shotgun will be transfered to the new upgraded gun you picked up. If you were to pick up the upgraded shotgun without doing this you would only recieve 20 or so shells but this way you get roughly 70. This trick works with other guns also that share simular bullets.

BJ Powerup:
This trick worked in GTA III as well. Drive up next to a hooker and wait. If you're driving a swank enough car, she'll start talking to you. Eventually, she'll get into the car. At this point, drive to a quiet spot and let the magic happen. The car will start rocking, and your "health" will grow from 100 to 125. Your pocketbook will take a hit though. This health-up only works until the next time you die.

Dial the Numbers:
Write down the phone numbers you hear on the radio commercials in the game. They all work! Here's a list:
1-866-PILLAGE
1-866-9-BURY ME
1-866-9-SAVE ME
1-866-9-SHADEE
1-866-434-SELF

Find the Easter Egg:
Leap off the corner of the VCTV building toward the nearest building to find a hidden room that contains a secret easter egg.

Porno Flyers:
After you complete the mission that dumps porn flyers all over the city, the flyers will continue to blow around town as long as you're playing the game.

Reduced Felony:
If you want to kill cops without receiving a load of wanted stars, use the main blade of a helicopter and angle it so that the blade hits them. You accrue less "wanted points" this way.

Parking Meter Cheat:
Drive over parking meters to empty cash into the streets. It's free money!

Rob the Bank:
After you've completed the Malibu mission "The Job", you can rob El Banco Corrupto Grande for some easy money. Walk in and turn right up the stairs. This will earn you a four star wanted level. Walk into the manager's office to get 1/3 of the cash. The rest is in the room with the elevator, on the right side. Then jump off the balcony and run out. To shake the cops, you can turn left to the nearby Pay N' Spray. It's not much, but it's easy cash.

See the Village People:
Go into the Malibu Club and take a gander at the stage. There, you'll find a reasonable facsimile of the Village People.

Shoot the Moon:
The moon changes size when shot at with the Sniper Rifle, just like in GTA 3.

Easter Egg: He Sleeps With the Fishes:
Get a boat... and go between The "Leaf Links" Golf club and the third island. GO up to the rock and stop your boat get the sniper rifle in the cheat and look down on the rocks you will see a man in boxers with concrete on his feet.

Buy Companies Wisely:
An advantage of buying expensive companies rather than smaller ones first is you can get more money in return. For example, if you buy the Print Works for ,000, you can get ,000 dollars a day to make buying the other companies easier. Don't forget that you have to complete a certain mission in the Vercitti Missions before you can purchase companies, and you also need to finish the missions related to those companies.

Enter Golf Course Without Losing Your Weapons:
Here is a way to enter the golf course without having your weapons get confiscated. First, take the Comet nearby and drive it next to the fence. Get out and jump onto the car. Jump onto the fence, and then jump onto the second fence at a diagonal angle and drop down past it. You will make it into the golf course with all your weapons. This trick can be useful for the "Four Iron" mission.

Increase the Tank's Speed:
Turn the tank's turrent around so it faces backwards. Now keep firing while accelerating and you will go a lot faster.